txtsfrmlstnght: (850): how was your day? (404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
txtsfrmlstnght: (803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life. (843): drunk me is so punny.
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