February 2010
25 posts
txtsfrmlstnght:
(850): how was your day? (404): fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
txtsfrmlstnght:
(803): so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life. (843): drunk me is so punny.
“I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you...”
– Homer Simpson (via kari-shma)
“During your travels it’s important to always keep one thing in mind. When one...”
– Love Happens (via kari-shma)
“Look, we both know how I feel about you so I’m just going to shoot straight....”
– Chuck (via fuckyeahchuck) (via kimmylabss) (via itskai)
